When selecting Breasts as my topic for B, I am going to really struggle to not sound like a penisface. Here goes..
When searching for the word Breasts on the internet you get many superb alternatives like Boobs, Boobies, Bangers, Bosoms, Boobsters (I’ve never heard that one before) and many other words that don’t begin with B. I don’t think there will ever be a time when somebody goes to describe that female body part and says…’Oh Balls, I’ve run out of words’. I’m sure I could make some up now, ‘Offt check out those Wheelbarrows’ ‘Wouldn’t mind a piece of those Ravens’. Those were not good examples.
But the reason I have selected breasts to talk about is not because they have funny names, or even the fact that I’d regard myself as a breast man but more along the lines of why do people find them so fascinating.
I can assure you, if a woman had two large growths similar to breasts on her back that I would not find them attractive..Oh wait, there’s is isn’t there, buttocks. What was my point in this again?
Bazooka’s, is another word for them. Hilarious. Right, I’m not getting anywhere with this and will probably just end up Googling boobs. 
OKAY BYE.
