So, this morning I came to the conclusion that I may have too much time on my hands with the dream my mind created last night.
It began in the back seat of a friends car, looking out of the back window into what seemed to be a zoo cage. In the zoo cage was a Panda and for some reason I was under the impression he was a very dangerous Panda. Being alone I panicked and jumped into the front seat of the car and drove out of the cage. After escaping the realms of the cage, I drove down countless country lanes still shocked and scared from the panda experience. Consequently I drove straight into the back of a red van, and the driver got out of the van.
The driver looked a bit like a classic stereotypical southerner from America, and not at all argressively asked for my insurance details. Being in somebody else’s car I got scared and drove off and suddenly, in classic dream style, I was inside my house. Where a letter was on the floor. I opened it and it was from Hogwarts telling me that I had qualified to get in.
When I arrived at, what looked nothing like, Hogwarts, I was instructed to get a pinch of salt and drop it in hot wax, if it went red you were accepted and if it went black you had done wrong and you would not be allowed in. It went black and then I woke up.
In conclusion, I’m weird.
